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23rd Party

Today is Easter Sunday, the 24th of April. The last week... slash... two weeks has been a slight blur. I must say however, some of the most enjoyable moments of my time here in Australia. Not only have I been doing well at work and enjoying it thoroughly, I have been consuming some fine ales, sourcing the tenderest of steaks and spending time with friends and making the most of each minute.

Yes, I know... It is a great life. In my right hand I have a
beer, and in my left hand my cock... only joking.

Alex - he who likes to Party.

Recently a friend of mine has arrived to the land of spider, snakes, expensive beer and sluts. His name is Alex Burnet Ward and this man LIKES TO PARTY. What i would like to add, this fellow public school gentleman hasn't been sober since arriving on the turf and his consumption of Cutlers Choice Tobacco should be rewarded.


So. To let you fellow fans of this remarkable blog know, I am currently enjoying a Tooheys Extra Dry whilst listening to a new favourite - Jamie Woon.

Luca, Gav and Moi @ Team Party

My birthday occurred on Thursday last week. I turned 23 years old. My mother turned 45 (lol jokes).

Good old Jane had a cracker of a birthday. So did I. I had a beer, i'm not going to lie. Jessica Tily hosted a glorious shin dig at her place and it was made complete by my attendance. Of course it was. (Jess got two hickeys from a chap called Congo in the back of a Toyota 4x4. Cute.)

Wesley the Rottweiler 

Its brilliant, in Australia over easter we have 3 public holidays. Friday, Monday and Tuesday. Thats cause for concern isn't it. What made it better, my birthday was on the Thursday before, so i took this off work and reaped a LONNNGGG weekend.

Sarah Beins getting moustached!

I must say, on Thursday (the day of my birth), I did miss my friends and family back home. It isn't easy to be 10,000 miles away. Luckily though i have made some good friends over here and that took my mind off it slightly!

Sam - stop being a soppy bastard. 

I am back to work on Wednesday where I am going to drop my pants in the office so I can get a couple of quick deals. If successful, I shall be flying to the UK soon for an all expenses paid trip courtesy of Marcus Evans. Fingers Crossed I do well!

Now is the time for me to depart and eat treacle tart. On a final note, Mike Hickey - good luck with the new cricket season old chap, do yourself proud and hit em in the stingers. See off a beer and get chopping! LAD LAD LAD! x

P.s.Here is a line for all of you enthusiastic chaps who want to pick up in a bar... "Are you a parking ticket? [what?] You got FINE written all over your face."